i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️
but why there is no reason to do that 😀😁😃😄🙃😁😀😄😃🙃😄🙃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😀😁😀🙃😄😀😁😃😁😃😄😃😉😀😉🙃😃😃😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😃🙂😁🙂😄🙃😄😃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😁😀😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄🙂😁😃😄🙃😄😀😄😃😃🙂😁🙃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😀😀😄🙃😄🙂😃😃🙃😄😀😃😗😄😀🙃😗😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀😄🙂😄🙃😃😀🙃😃😄😀🙃😀🙃😀😄😃🙃😀😁😃🙃😁😀😄🙃😁😃😁😀🙃🦍😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😃😁😀🙃😄😃😄😃😁😃😄😃😄😀🙃😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄
Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife
watched columbo for the first time tonight it was so swag. i like how he doesn't show up for 15-20 minutes. he should get a subspace emissary style freezeframe and nameplate when he makes his first appearance in each episode
when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run
found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker
good to know. you took one for the team
8/02/23 - The freshest and smallest five-lined skinklet I've ever seen. Saw him with his brother so a nest must have hatched close by! Great Falls VA
